Ava Gardner, talking about how inteligent Clark Gable was said:

"If you say, 'Hiya Clark, how are you?' he's stuck for an answer."

"When you are down and out, something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends." Orson Welles.

"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."
Sophia Loren.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Dean Martin.

"From the moment I picked up your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Groucho Marx.

"Send two dozen roses to room 424 and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill."
Groucho Marx.

"Discretion is the polite word for hypocracy."
Christine Keeler.

"A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air."
Franklin D. Roosevelt.

"I havent spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt her."
Ken Dodd