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The Inimitable Dan Quayle, a man whose ability to confuse the English language, and himself, is legendary.

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Dan Quayle.

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
Dan Quayle.

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people"
Dan Quayle.

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
Dan Quayle commenting on the causes of the Los Angeles Riots

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
Dan Quayle.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle.

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
Dan Quayle trying to quote "a mind is a terrible thing to waste."

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
Dan Quayle.

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Dan Quayle.

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
Dan Quayle after the San Francisco earthquake.

"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet."
Ex Foreign Minister E. Bevin.

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous on 'Larry King Live'.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese"
Charles De Gaulle.

"It's like deja vu all over again."
Yogi Berra.

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
Samuel Goldwyn.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
Hillary Clinton.

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
Pratt & Whitney spokesperson after they had charged the USAF nearly $1000 for a pair of pliers.

"He was a man of great statue"
Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins.

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results."
Ex-American President Calvin Coolidge.

"It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody."
Richard (Tricky Dicky) Nixon.

"The internet is a great way to get on the net"
American presidential candidate Bob Dole.

"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields.

"It's like an alcatraz around my neck"
Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parkingspaces.

"It is bad luck to be superstitious"
Andrew Mathis.

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
John Wayne.

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people that make them unsafe"
Ex Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo.

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
Dwight D. Eisenhower.

"If you've seen one Redwood tree, you've seen them all"
Ronald Reagan.

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas"
Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery.

"That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it."
A congressional candidate in Texas.

"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder"
Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark.

"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
General William Westmoreland.